Recent content by limblips

They initially reported it as a "hard landing". Apparently it was very hard or in layman's terms a crash.

Not saying this is your problem but if all other solutions don't work be aware that most of those engines use a centrifigal compression release that opens the exhaust valve ~.003 to let the starter crank the motor. They are known to fail. Bad news because it requires you to replace the...

if I had ever told her how well she cooks. She smiled and said 'No you haven't." I said "Then why do you keep doing it?"

The DUMMY DEMMIES made up the rules you idiot. You are so incredibly stupid. Pleaase seek help.

Where did I say anybody changed any rule? FFS try to read what is written not what your addled mind wants to see. Damn you are stupid.

The Freudian slip of the day! "He was too sacred to debate any of the Republicans in the primaries."

OK so Biden really had to debate and his handlers have known this for a long time. They finally came up with a plan. Make Joe look like it is his idea to challenge Trump but make the rules and "moderators" so completely one-sided that Trump would not agree to them. That would then let Joe and...

I find it curious that Jill is quiet on the shower allegations. Either Joe was doing it without her knowing (creepy) or she knew and did nothing (hard to believe a mother wouldn't go all nuclear about this) or it didn't happen.

Somebody needs to tell the mayor that swimming proficiency is only a part of Lifeguard Certification: Municipal Lifeguard Training Program To become a certified lifeguard in New York City, you need to complete the Municipal Lifeguard Training Program123. The program is free and consists of 40...

No description of the suspects is description enough.

Recently discovered Old Bay Hot Sauce. Fantastic on seafood, deviled eggs, most anything you would put hot sauce on.

New euphemism for sex. Telling the boys at the bar, "When I get home I'm going to put a load in the dishwasher."

I haven't heard much of anything about him since the Israeli thing kicked up. I guess he is just being a good citizen, son and daddy.

Falling is an accident but it has gotten to where if I have to get down to get something I have to make a plan ahead of time on how I am going to get up.

Creative bitchin', moanin' and complainin' is her hobby.