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Trump died and obviously went to hell where he was greeted by Satan himself. Satan told Trump that they were filled to the max and there was no room for him. Trump thinking that was a good thing and asked, "Does that mean I can go to Heaven?" "Nope," Satan said. "I'll just send someone on...

While conducting a sex ed class for 10th graders, the teacher explained that semen contained sugar as a nutrient to ensure the survival of sperm and increase the chances of surviving to complete their task. From the back of the class, Janet yelled, "If that's true then why isn't it sweet?" At...

I just learned that Ollie Yoder has started a limo service in Loveville. The Stauffer family has already reserved it to take all their kids to this years Amish prom.

I'm now trying to get rid of the image in my head of some group of researchers gathered around a pool and throwing children of different races in and collecting data on the results.